I never claimed to be funny. However I did claim to be witty and have a “old-biddy” way of conceptualizing things. Hello world! I am a short 28 year old “MO”. I love coffee. I have recently realized Clothing doesn’t make the man, it just makes me seem shorter. My dog and I co-exist with my mother…lets face it I am too poor to afford any other place. I am not a catch. I don’t drive. I do rant a lot though. Enjoy!