Threesomes help u learn about yourself

Recently answered an add request on Grinder. The man in the pic was hot .. I mean very hot. So I responded.

My usual face pic..(not safe but real) than my usual body shot in a bath towel. I’m used to hey sexy. Looking good. Not OMG I know you. He explained he was watching TV (porn) and touching himself. Knowing the man I didn’t mind accepting a request to go over.

Walking up to the house I felt like it was gonna jump out and get me. No lights. Motorcycles in the driveway. He was a chainsaw murderer. A red door opened. The man was beautiful but wearing fishnets. Okay I said to myself not so bad. Be opened minded. I knew his girlfriend.

Cards against humanity with a twist( and I don’t mean his fishnets). Losers of each hand pick a strip of paper with a dare. Five minutes alone in a closet , reminded me of middle school. Turned into me blind folding his girlfriend and using a vibe on it…it wasn’t bad..but it was utterly bizarre .

Moral: you never know yourself until you’ve been in a threesome involving a card game and a sexy man in fishnets. 

*note to self: next time just masturbate. 

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