This is a high heeled shoe. Its fabulous. Its tall. It makes your but round. It’s also embarrassing for men to shop for by themselves. Hi I like to do drag. For those who are not familiar, think of the “a-typical” straight man and his wives purse. No picture a flamboyant gay man trying on shoes by himself in the middle of 6 elderly woman.
To buy a new pair of shoes, one can’t simply purchase them. One must try them on. Look in the mirror. Glide across the floor strutting “it”. At least this is what I do. The elderly ladies look like this by the way: .
Lifting my pant legs ever so slightly to get a peek at the pump, I turn and I say, “Pardon me I need them for my new two piece.”
There isn’t any more to this blog.
Note to reader: These are actual events. I have found it easier to go with the flow and ham it up in embarrassing situations.